Friday, December 30, 2005

Last Phone Call

Merry Freaking Christmas. My post on December 21 talked about Christmas presents I would give some of my more regular posters. But we know those gifts are not in the mail. Never will be. That is just how it is.

If you are reaching my "home page" without reading that post, please take a minute to read it. Not that it is good or bad, but it is regular Leesa. Appease me, please.

But what I tried to do is make a few erotic stories for this time of year. I was not sure I should do this – as I am moving away from wanting to write them. Bottom line: these could suck. They really could. So I am giving you fair warning:

1. These stories are not as good as my previous ones; some are a bit forced. And I tried to vary things up. I have used some words I am uncomfortable with for a couple of stories (on purpose). One works, one might not.
2. The stories are not for youngsters' eyes. So if you are under 21, please visit another site.
3. I really wanted to write a lesbian story, but I ran out of time. One of them has a girl-girl kiss, but nothing else. I am sort of shy about writing girl-girl stuff, partly because I don't want to cheapen my own experiences (of which I would surely draw, even if I tried to fence off those experiences).

So without further ado, I give you a few stories:

Men are Pigs Part I

Men are Pigs Part II

Roomie Problems

Christmas Money

Whipped

Last Flight to Savannah

34 comments:

Video X said...

i am very excited to read these stories! i probably shouldn't do it at work though...but at least i will have some reading material for our shut down next week!

Leesa said...

All: I just read a really funny story at http://whatsinsidejoe.blogspot.com.

It is Joe's site.

Shannon said...

I will be reading your stories... it will give me something to look forward to!! Merry Christmas!! =)

Joe said...

Can't wait to read the stories which I'm going to consider as Christmas gift to all of us - I can't imagine a gift that I'll enjoy more than this one.

Joe said...

Oh, and thanks for the link. You really are to sweet for words.

Leesa said...

vx: thanks; one of the stories in particular is sort of bad. One is a bit frightening. But the others are okay.

shannon: you are so sweet. When I see a blond, I automatically get defensive - a bad trait of mine. But you really are a sweetie.

joe: I really did think the story was great. You really are cleaver. I sort of just posted the link without being cleaver myself - just sort of put it out there.

By the way, I have two favorites - Men are Pigs I, and Christmas Money. Not going to reveal why they are my favorites, but they are.

Georgiapeach said...

THE TRUE CHRISTMAS GIFTS!!!! Yes! I am so excited.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
I love the World!!!!!!

Georgiapeach said...

And there is a whole bunch of them....
My precious......get away from them, everyone!
....lol.

nosthegametoo said...

Merry Christmas to you too. Peace and Love to you and your family. We'll all be awaiting your return.

mal said...

and who said I was not following my favorite bloggers? *L*

Leesa said...

GP: You are such a doll!

NTG: thanks; loved your last entry!

Mallory: glad to hear it!

Michelle said...

I'm a first time visitor. Your stories are hot and very good. Have you had anything published? RU working on getting published?

DNY LOVES CRIMINAL MINDS said...

I am also a first time visitor and I must say you are a very talented writer. I hope ou end up having a wonderful Christmas and Holiday Season!

Alex said...

Men are pigs? You've obviously seen me at all you can eat buffalo wings night. =)

sjblogger said...

I think you greatly underestimate yourself sometimes, Leesa. I think the stories are all well written. But then again sometimes we are our own worst critics.

Love the stories, and I have bets as to why those are your two favorite stories, but I'll keep those thoughts to myself!

Slut Betty said...

Thank you for the gift Leesa... I hope you saw my thanks at my blog as well :-)

Wenchy said...

I just wanted to tell you that I have looked at your picture and I think you are a most beautiful woman. Truly.

Long Iron said...

I hope you have a Merry Christmas Leesa and an exciting, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Grant said...

Happy HKRXmasux!

carrarea said...

Jeez I enjoyed the stories... Ahem Really enjoyed


For a real male pig experience read

http://drapierblogger.blogspot.com

Wenchy said...

Just wanted to wish you a HAPPY, HAPPY Christmas! :)

Kanishk | कनिष्क said...

I am going to start reading ur stories now. Merry Christmas & have fun giving gifts to everyone you know..!!

halo said...

Hey Sweetheart, just wanted to drop you a quick: Merry Christmas!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!

Hiren said...

Nice titles you have got here. I would be circumspect about making sweeping generalizations. "Some men are pigs" would have sounded more appropriate.

kathi said...

You always make me smile. I just got back (a couple of hours ago now) from our Colorado ski trip. Charlie got sick first day there and I spent day 2 in the medic center with people with broken bones and twisted ankles, and my kid has a sore throat and congestion. But, the staff and I got to laughing at the strangest things that it turned out to be fun and I made some new bud's.
Wait, I'm commenting on your post here, sorry...I'm just tired from the 15 hour drive.
The only thing I could actually think of that I'd like for Christmas this year WAS a new camera. I want the new Nikon digital, 6 mps. But, since I just got mine last year for Christmas and it was $400, I think I'll wait for the new $800 one, especially since I'm still learning how to use mine. Dang, I'm simpled out, huh? SORRY!!
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, and thanks so much for my cyber present!!

Prata said...

6Mps is rather excessive don't you think? I see people buying these 6mp cameras and every time a new, higher Mp camera comes out they go spend more money on them. 3Mp is all you need for analog pictures. Unless you're going to be blowing them up to poster size, 3 is just fine. Don't waste the money on technology that you won't use. They count on that when they start advertising "more life like photo" when you already have life like photos, any picture you take and print on photo paper below poster size or so is going to be of the same visual quality if it's 3Mp or 6 or 8...just as a heads up.

KyuBall said...

Thanks for putting the XXX in Xmas this year!

Oh, and thanks for the thought on the camera...I wonder how much one of those dash mounts that State Troopers have cost?

Rex Venom said...

Fun Fun Fun!
Rock on!

I Hate the King said...

BOYCOTT THE KING!!!!

Leesa said...

michelle: not published yet. I can see myself publishing my first check, $200 or so, and my hubbie saying, "what is that from?" My answer: I write erotica now, hun. Remember your Catholic wife? I have chosen a genre where 70% of the readers have one hand on the page, the other on their privates. Hmmmmm. No thanks. But I enjoyed your comment - made me feel good inside.

Displaced NYer: thanks!

Alex: Funny!

sjblogger: thanks, sweetie! A couple of them are rougher than I would have liked. I just was going for variety.

rose: I will stop by after answering my mail and blog, sweetie!

wenchy: Not sure why you mentioned that, but thanks. And I love your pics too. You look like you enjoy being in front of a camera! Oh, and Happy Christmas. I always loved that phrase!

Long Iron: same to you, sweetie!

Grant: Hey, my greeting was the same as ddot's. Loved the one handed typing, though!

carrarea: thanks!

Kanishk: thanks, sweetie, and thanks for the other comments as well.

muse: oh, I hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

Hiren: I really think I could offer 10 men who work with me a BJ and if there was a place an a reasonable expectation that no one would walk in, 9 of them would drop their pants immediately. But you are right - all men are not pigs.

kathi: thanks for the update! And you are such a sweetie!

prata: some of us really suck at taking pictures, so we crop before we print them out. So if we start out with 6MP, we might crop out 1/3 of the pic or so. So when we get to print the pic, it does not look grain-y. Plus, if I ever visit kathi or ~deb, I want to make a poster-size image of them for my work space. Or how about a cut-out of the king? Hmmmmmmmmm. Technically, you are right prata, but I just like teasing you.

KyaBall: I just saw mount and state trooper in your response, and thought of another story. Just kidding!

rex venom: wow, first time I have seen you. Thanks for the comment and I hope you enjoy the stories.

I Hate The King: Boycott the King, if you must, but I prefer to take Shannon's lead. Not getting drunk with in-laws, but the part about not commenting about others if you don't like them. I make comments about people I like; I make them often. And if I don't like it, I just click to something else. Sometimes if I like, I don't comment, either, because there are only so many hours in a day, but you get the idea.

Shannon said...

Does this mean you're back? =)..Or is this just a tease?...lol

padme said...

I saw your comment on my blog and had to come check it out. Love the stories and plan to come back. This is my first time to your blog and I think it's great. Thanks for your comment...
I'll be back...
Hugs

Jodes said...

thanks for the comment, I have not seen you in awhile...I read 2 different blogs with the girls name Leesa, so i get confused...HA I will try to come by more often.

Leesa said...

shannon: I excel at teasing. I may post one today, but it will be a short one.

padme: I accidently found your blog today, and your name padme, is very clever. padme = paddle me, I am guessing.

jodes: I lurk on some blogs more than I post on them. I sort of stay away from posting on yours and a few others because you already have a Leesa (and it would get too confusing).