Okay, ~Deb, told me she had a myspace account. So I thought I would find her on myspace.com. Not a good plan.
First site I thought was her until I read her interests: Tap, Hula, Karaoke, delicious food, TV. Okay, maybe delicious food, but I saw nothing about wine and her taste in music was bad. It couldn't be her. I emailed her a dirty limerick for kicks. Just joking, but I would encourage others to do so. Actually, she is really cute and has some nice Independence Day pictures.
Then I typed in "New York" and "sexy lesbian." Five hundred thousand myspace accounts had those parameters. Okay, I did not type "sexy lesbian." I think I typed "music." Anyway, I came up with Deborah Lombardi, a Folk Rock / Acoustic / Country artist. And she had "Premature Grey" playing on her site. Part of the lyrics said something about her not being very attractive. It was a good song, but I don't think it was our ~Deb. I continued to play this New York ~deb's music while still searching.
Next ~deb is an 82-year-old female. In here profile page, you see her bear back with some sort of weird angel tattoo. I would love to look that good at 82, I think, sans tattoo. That site kept wanting me to use Active X control, so I can't tell you too much about her. I think she is dyslexic, and 28 instead of 82. But since I fled that site, and it looked horrible in any browser, I really can't be too sure. Thanks, myspace.
I went back to the first ~Deb. I tried looking at her friends – completely fried in my computer. She is a cutie pie. Could she be our ~deb? Don't know.
Then I went to another ~deb's site. Deborah Lopez. 34 from New York. Her title is "photographer extraordinaire!" I like her photos, but the site is so busy. Duh. Myspace.com. What was I thinking? Plus her site hijacked my music from the other ~Deb. There should be a warning – don't open two myspace.com sites up at a time. Bad things will happen!
Oh, well, as I was doing this, the real ~Deb tells me which site is hers. Her musical influences include Marie Osmond, Tito Jackson, Sony Bono and music from various video games of the 1980s. Who would have thunk?
Me, I think some 14-year-old boy is IMing me. I have to go.
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Whoa sister! ..."Marie Osmond, Tito Jackson, Sony Bono and music from various video games of the 1980s." ???????? What profile were you peeking at? LOL!
And, I went to see your comment on my blog and I accidently deleted it!!!!! I hate this thing! I went to click on your profile and I clicked trash! (could this be a sign?????) SORRY !!!!!!!!!
Anyway, ... the last one is me. :) The other ones are poor souls who unfornately have my name.
My juvenile website. Ah...when will I ever grow up?
~deb: the musical influences were made up from my head. Sad.
If you're bored, see if you can find my site so I'll know if I should be worried.
Haha, ....oh dear. You really think those are my musical influences? I'm going to have to change a few things just for your amusement. ;)
Wait, Grant, what's your site's url?
LMAO !!! That was funny...we must find ~Debs site...yes, yes, make it a mission hehe
It's easier to search for bigfoot than it is to find someone's myspace site.
FYI - mine is still there, despite multiple attempts to delete it, and now I can't get rid of it because I no longer have the e-mail address I used to create it and I can't update my e-mail address without having access to the old one. Looks like that's going to be there forever.
My husband has a site there and I briefly had one in order to read his, but I just couldn't stand MySpace and I blog too much as it is. So I got rid of mine and my husband doesn't bother with his anymore. I've tried to find people I know who have blogs on there and it is virtually impossible. Maybe that's a sign.
grant: not bored this week. work up to my eyeballs.
cinderella: thanks.
jason: I recently heard bigfoot was a fake. I was so crushed.
grant: too bad. Hope there are no incriminating pictures there.
enemy: thanks for the story. I thought myspace was a hook-up site mostly. Guess I was wrong.
At least all the ~deb are cute (except for the one with the tattoo - can't see her face), espcially the last one!
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