Saturday, August 05, 2006

Spam E-mail Message from Claire

I received the below-listed e-mail message today. I knew it had to be a fake, so I checked Snopes, and I was surprised to find out it was real. Click on the Snopes link to read the whole story. Sort of interesting.

From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06
To: 'Claire Swire'

"A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."


From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07
To: Chait, Bradley

lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!


From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10
To: 'Claire Swire'

Not ALL the time I hope

(or so you would have me believe)


From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12
To: Chait, Bradley

I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too . . . getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave what's so funny!


From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25
To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan; McDougall, Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward

now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?


From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28
To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire

beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.


Shannon said...

OMG LOL!! That is too funny!! (Makes me afraid of what emails may be circulating on my behalf) =P

Tony said...

Wow, they even cited their resources. No plagiarism there.

I take it Claire wears diamonds as opposed to CZ's.

Jason said...

The spam emails I get are usually titled
"increase your penis size" or
"viagra at low cost"

I'm tempted to respond with
"who the hell have you been talking to!"

Rafael said...

cool email and stuff

Leesa said...

shannon: I know what you mean.

tony: funny!

jason: sounds like a sensitive issue for you.

rafael: thanks!

Jason said...

I need to work on my delivery. It's bad to come off as sensitive when I was aiming for funny.

Mark said...

so it wasn't spam, but sperm...
funny as hell!