Spam E-mail Message from Claire

I received the below-listed e-mail message today. I knew it had to be a fake, so I checked Snopes, and I was surprised to find out it was real. Click on the Snopes link to read the whole story. Sort of interesting.

From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06 To: 'Claire Swire' cute "A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07 To: Chait, Bradley lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10 To: 'Claire Swire' Not ALL the time I hope (or so you would have me believe) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12 To: Chait, Bradley I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too . . . getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave what's so funny! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25 To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan; McDougall, Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28 To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.