Wednesday, October 05, 2005

View my complete profile

Oh my goodness. I am such a skank. I wanted to see how popular I was (vain, I know, but there it is), so I hit ""view my complete profile", and oh, my. I am a skank.

Under interests, we find "writing erotica" (true), "reading" (true), "hiking" (true), "giving oral" (holy crap), "receiving oral" (duh, but holy crap as well), "blow jobs" (can't really admit this in public, but yes, it is something I really enjoy immensely), "reading erotica" (not sure if this is a holy crap, or a true).

I should rewrite the whole thing. Interests include learning French so I can read French novels of the 19th century, macramé, finding homes for stray kittens.

Oh, I am a skank.

18 comments:

Spexial said...

lmao!!! whoa lady!!!!!

Ddot the King said...

LMAO!!! Any woman that admits to loving to give blowjobs is priceless to me....well yeah still sorta skanky...but a good skanky! :)

Video X said...

hey i like your profile! for one thing, you're obviously not the type of person who tried to IMPRESS people by playing some goofy role.

next, you have a damn good sense of humor.

third, you MUST be an absolute blast!

fourth, it's obvious just from the way you write you're not a skank...but seem quite intelligent and interesting.

Slut Betty said...

I agree with video x... good entry Leesa :-)

Brea said...

I agree with video x too - you seem brutally honest and intelligent. Nothing wrong with that!

kathi said...

To thine own self be true...it's what I love about you.

Leesa said...

thanks, all.

vid x: yeah, I know I am not a skank - but my profile, that I wrote rather quickly and forgot about, looks skanky. And there was a time that I was fairly skanky myself (the whole playing dumb bit most of us fall into).

I didn't mean for this to be a love-fest, my profile just took me by surprise.

halo said...

I edited mine, it says nothing..lol Im boring. ;)

Long Iron said...

Je pourrais vous aider probablement à apprendre à parler le français, mais le Macramé...your on your own.

Too funny. I don't think too many people take those things seriously or people would be leaving their contact info on your blog site.

Leesa said...

muse: your tatoo alone makes you interesting. I wonder what PONO means.

long iron: I had to look up the French.

Spexial said...

and i surely don't think you are a skank..i think you are wonderful!

Long Iron said...

See, your learning already.

Ddot the King said...

Ok ok you guys are making me look bad! You know I don't think you are a skank right L-Boogie?! You are my peeps!

Hernesto G said...

my dixie wrecked.

ken said...

words cant adequately express a rolling laugh.....it was your "writing erotica" tha drew me to you...would love to have you at one of our parites....laughter is beautiful!

Leesa said...

ddot: no wories. You added me to your dynasty!

ken: Yeah, I think my profile drives some traffic here.

LoreliaGilmore said...

kinda reads like MY profile

The Lilac Thief said...

with love from one skanky blogger to another!