Well, I am not the first one to notice, but Ms. Britney Spears is posing "nude" in an upcoming issue of Bazaar. Well, lots of people have made comments about this – apparently she cried with Matt Louer, saying she just wanted her privacy, and others are seeing this as a very public thing.
My initial reaction: Britney, you are wearing more clothes than you usually do!
I am a very modest person, but if I ever get pregnant, I am going to romp around naked for weeks. Hubbie will have to be embarrassed and apologize to the neighbors. "Sorry, reverend, Leesa is just feeling good about her body." Or at least, I hope that's how I am.
I have known many pregnant friends, and I think they all look wonderful, and they have this going on in their heads – beached whale, do not make any comments on my body. Because of hormones and such, I am sure I could rip your tongue out and throw it on the ground. But I am not sure I could step on said tongue. I have a balloon belly obscuring the view.
And I would be, "Hey, neighbor; get a load of my nipples. They are so dark and big now." And hubbie would contemplate suicide.
I mean, with childbirth, as I recall, you have thirty people look right at your pussy, placing fingers inside, going "2 centimeters."
I am sure I want to yell, "Take out your dick, man, I bet you can beat 2 centimeters."
When you are pregnant, I think your modesty has to go out of the window. I have talked to friends, and they were apprehensive about revealing their boobs or whatever, and by the time they were 6 centimeters, they didn't care who saw anything!
I mean, having four or five months of carrying around all of that weight, the hormones going and all, and I am not sure who I was anymore. A good friend admitted to me once that she wished her hubbie would have taken some pics of her naked during pregnancy. Looking back, she says, she missed a golden opportunity.
Perhaps that why Britney posed nude, in part. She wanted pics, and because she is such a ditz, she thought she might loose them. Heck, why not have 5 million copies floating around. Trouble is, teenage boys probably smear 4 million of those copies, if you know what I mean. Britney is such a bitch and I hate her (note: this view is not shared by the Catholic Church) – but looking at her nude pregnant body, she looks so sweet, so nice. I am glad she posed nude – she helped out 4 million teenaged boys and she gets to remember when she was so wonderfully pregnant. Pretty good for a ditz!
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