Friday, January 19, 2007

Randomness Friday Redux

Not sure if I will be random every Friday but this seems to be the second Friday in a row. Not yet a trend.

Bra Sizes
The other day, g mentioned boobs as a way to drive traffic. I mean, I don't know why breasts are so interesting; more than half of the planet's population is women – so every other person has boobies. Anyway, she did have a cute test (Celebrity Boob Twin), and you may want to check it out. I was surprised that a celeb had a breast size of 32-AA ( Diora Baird), but I have never heard of her. Interestingly, many celebrities have listed bra sizes. No wonder Britney Spears wears short skirts when getting out of limos. It suits her needs. Me, I don't have to talk about nipples or areoles to get page views. There, I said it.

New England Patriots
This morning, on the way to work, I heard people talking about the New England Patriot fans. The crux of the discussion was that after several years, these fans have finally embraced their team, though they still like the Red Socks more.

The New England Patriots have won three Super Bowls in four freakin' years. Or something like that. Most other cities would love just going to the Super Bowl once every ten years. Heck, the Atlanta fans would love to go to the Super Bowl this year. I guess when Michael Vick was in the airport the other day, it was not because he was going to a playoff game.

Cool Gadgets
So where do you find water bottles with hidden compartments in them? I have seen books that can be used to hide stuff, but water bottles? Who would have known? And airport security, those sharp group of guys, caught an NFL quarterback when the NFL couldn't.

I have two ideas for a blog entry – one talking about President Bush and characterizing him in a less-than-glowing light. The other is something totally different. But I may upset some people, because it is about a touchy subject. Still bumping around in my brain.

Two Entries on Friday
At first, I really did not think I could keep writing about two things on Friday. But I think I will try. I still have to do my other blog entry. Crap. But I will place it after this one – because it is on VLOGs, and if you are reading this, you probably only have a passing interest in VLOGs. Or else you would be on youtube or livewire or whatever more.

Let It Snow
Lots of people got snow this week. When I was a kid, I prayed for snow every year. Now that I am an adult, I still pray for snow. I just wish snow would be warmer. Maybe I really don't want snow.

You know, for ever, airlines have really provided poor service. Most airlines. When you see a good "on time" percentage that is in the 80%, something is wrong. Can you imagine McDonalds messing up your order once every five visits? We would never use them. But an airline that loses luggage, is late often, and takes your toothpaste: we complain but fork over hundreds of dollars.

And the toothpaste – yeah I know it is because we are defeating terrorists.

I want to get paid to read books at work. I can't figure out how to do this, but I am working on it. I will keep you posted.


LarryLilly said...

On your airline comment. Living in Dallas, I NEVER use American. I never use DFW, opting instead to use Southwest and Love Field. I mean, crimeny, its bad enough that American service is awful, but to then put up with that monstrosity of an airport, like your Hotlanta Hartfield, well, thats a knife twist in the spleen.

I also have a proposal for those people that live in caves and dont know you cant take switchblades on an aircraft. At the security checkout, when you have to drop off your knife, machete, stun gun whatever is the object du-jour, they give you a coupon stating that you dropped off a (INSERT ITEM NAME). Then when you get to the airport your traveling to, you get to rummage through that airlines confiscation box for a similar, or lesser item in return. Sort of like a free craigslist without the internet.

Edge said...

Michael Vick is your team's QB. Ugghhh. And I like boobs. I really do and I have no idea why. I love them. If women sent me pics of their boobs all day long I would never tire of them.


Tony said...

I was Googleing "boobs" this morning and came across you blog.

I like the randomness Fridays. More opportunity to branch out and touch a variety of subjects without getting bogged down in some long diatribe that seems hard to close.

Also, for those of us out here in blog land, by touching on a wide variety of subjects we gain a better understanding of the thought process within the author. It helps us know what shapes your views and perceptions. Cool for your readers.

I like the Friday randomness in that it concludes a week of thought provoking entries with something light and not as in-depth. A good way to start the weekend.

Did I say I like your randomness Friday’s? Thanks for posting, Tony.

jsull28fl@yaho said...

well i think you mis calculated. Just look around there are about 15% of men with a cup + size boobs! Although they serve no purpose they are there.
I wouldn't worry about upsetting anyone with a post, if its your opinion I'd do it
ole js

kathi said...

Wouldn't it be great if snow weather was just a bit more comfortable to be out in?? Like minds and all that.

This was fun to read, and I can't imagine you taking the shy path on blogging, be it about Bush or anything else. Frankly, I'd be disappointed if you did.

Have a great weekend my friend, and if you find a way to get paid for reading, please share with me.

Pittchick said...

I like the randomness as well. I tend to post random things often.
I don't fly often enough to get too aggravated with the airlines. I hate the snow. We have flurries now, but I don't think any of it will stick.
Have a great weekend.

Leesa said...

larry: I love Southwest. They are fun.

edge: Vick will not be back next year. I can't imagine them re-signing him, and I would think they would want to trade him since he has value (is talented). He just is in the wrong offense.

tony: I used to tackle tough issues on Friday. I am getting away from that.

js: I sometimes enjoy upsetting people.

kathi: you and me, babe, thinking that snow should be more comfy!

Prata said...

Do the touchy subject.

Ian Lidster said...

Boobs are like fingerprints in that no two manifestations are ever the same -- hence the enchantment continues as it has for millennia.
And size doesn't matter so much. Just the charm of the bearer of large, medium or small.
You are such an imaginative writer Leesa that I really think you should make a collection of Blogs of Leesa, it would be such a big seller. Much humor, a little naughtiness, some erotica, a smattering of poli-sci and just some good, down-to-earth logic. You rock.


GW Mush said...

Hooter Hooters yum yum

Hooter Hooters on a girl dat dum

Anonymous said...

Any chance you reveal your bra size?

Old Broad said...

I am SO glad you found me, which in turn, led me to you. What a GREAT place you have here.
Do you know that here in Texas, I can walk into a specialty store & buy an expensive purse that contains a hidden compartment FOR A PISTOL????
Oh yeah. I'm not lying. Of course, I DON'T have one, but they are available. WFT???

Leesa said...

prata: some time next week, I will try and tackle it.

ian: not sure my mix of stuff would sell that many books. Most good authors have a genre, and I am not sure that mix would be of an interest to many.

gw mush: er, yeah, what you said.

old broad: you can also purchase a Jackolope in Texas. Not sure I would have a use for either one.