Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Brunette with a Bad 'Tude

Okay, unless you want me to unload on you, visit another blog today. I am in a bitchy mood, and I can't control my darned typing fingers. Not that I have fingers for non-typing duties.

Crap, this is as close as I get to wanting to flip off someone.

Google BS
I got the following error when trying to log onto Blogger:

We're sorry...
... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.

We'll restore your access as quickly as possible, so try again soon. In the meantime, if you suspect that your computer or network has been infected, you might want to run a virus checker or spyware remover to make sure that your systems are free of viruses and other spurious software.

We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope we'll see you again on Google.

Like I am some kind of malicious virus or something. Bite me, Google. I don't even really know what "bite me" means. It is not like I want someone to snack on my ass. I am pretty sure that is sex, and I need to save sex for my hubbie, even if he is less-than-deserving today. Let's just say if he says the wrong thing today, I will fantasize about doing some serious harm to that man.

Pregnancy Test
I saw a Pregnancy Test online. I love what ~deb said about these quizzes not really being reliable. Not the pregnancy quizzes but quizzes in general. Personally, I would have a random generator assign results after putting the user through a painful data entry obstacle course. But I am a bitch. Anyway, I answered all of the answers correctly except the last one (have you had a positive pregnancy test recently), and my answer was "You are probably not pregnant."

Two comments:

1. Who goes online and answers a bunch of questions to see if they are pregnant, anyway?

2. What irresponsible person actually makes an online pregnancy test quiz?

School Starting
Condoms and Lube – Sounds Like a Party School has started again, and you know, this sort of pisses me off as well. For some reason, when school is out, traffic is so much better. Now I don't drive in the middle of the day, but I imagine those times probably suck a bit. Well, since school has started, traffic is again not-so-good. Not the "not-so-good" in Atlanta; their traffic is really bad. But the not-so-good for small town Savannah.

Sorry this is such a crappy post. I wrote it yesterday, and the picture to the right actually made my day.

The image I used today is Mark's. Mark has lots of photos on Flickr (more than 2,500), and he even has a show in February. I really like his B&W pictures. Thanks for the image, Mark!


Heather said...


Blogger/Google sucks.. period..

(I didn't mean it, Blogger.. please don't take my blog away.. please..)

Seriously.. an online pregnancy test?? Wow..

LOL @ the sign...

Have a better Wednesday!

~Deb said...

First of all, I thought that my new computer was giving me problems when I got that same message. Apparently, Google is having a hard time trasforming the old into the beta. I'm backing all my writing up just in case one day I log on and *poof*---nothing's there.

And yes- it's true- those tests suck ass! You can put the same answer in twice- or ten times and you'll get a different response to it all. It's all about getting your email address for junk mail. Believe me. And a pregnancy test? What are they morons? Come on!!! Next they'll test you for an HIU test.

Fricken idiots.

~Deb said...

*HIV* Sorry. Don't know what the hell HIU is...

Leesa said...

heather: I think Google likes anyone talking about them, positive or negative.

~deb: I was wondering about that HIU test. I just wonder what blogger will do with all of the abandoned blogs. There is a lot of trash on their servers, I would imagine.

Monica said...

I got the same message...and it irritated me beyond belief.
And, sorry you probably got the "angry brunette virus" from me.

Still can't shake it...maybe I'll go post something about cuddly-wuddly puppies and kitties and fake it till I feel it.


~gkw said...

I got that stupid message all day yesterday...

The online pregnancy test is for online dating....

Leesa said...

monica: loved your post the other day; I am going to steal shamelessly from it (tomorrow).

~gkw: funny!

The Kept Woman said...

I had a day like this last Friday. I used lots of bad words, swore a heap and it made me feel better.

I got the same error thing from Google about me being an automated robot or something. If Google didn't look like such a cool place to work I would swear they were evil.

Cinderella said...

I got that message all day yesterday myself. I started worrying but than I realized it was a blogger problem so I stopped caring lol

I hope your mood perks up sweetie. Try to avoid human interactions if at all possible lol (I know it's not possible, sorry!)

mal said...

*L*L*L*,,you are having a pissy week in general I think *S*

Sorry to laugh about it, but it makes me feel better knowing I am not the lone ranger

Leesa said...

Blogger gave me a lot of trouble today too.
Funny, it really pisses us off, but we keep coming back for more ;)

Leesa said...

kept woman: regarding Google. You can be cool and evil, right?

cinderella: I try to avoid people when I am in a bitchy mood.

mal: thanks, sweetie.

leesa: sort of weird, huh?

QUASAR9 said...

Wow Karma - Calm down!
The message from google seems to be woopssie daisy
So are you safe, or are you a virus

Mind you isn;t the whole hiuman race a virus on the planet and the Internet growing just like a virus
All organisms are good & bad.
Even water can give life or drawn you.

As for hubby, I'm guessing this may be just the kind of day when he most enjoys sex - lol!

QUASAR9 said...

PS - Don't take it personal
You changed to Beta.
But blogger was having an outage yesterday for Old bloggers - so people couldn't get thru and visit - or comment on Old blogger blogspots.

And ~Deb might just be installing too many things at her place -

Video X said...

I visited another blog.

Bruce said...

Blogger is why I switched to Typepad. I just got tired of all the problems.

Leesa said...

quasar: the whole human race is not a virus on the planet; but it is an interesting way to look at populations. Perhaps this is a subject for another day.

VX: love ya!

bruce: typepad - yeah it is reliable, but I don't like the interface.

Monica said...

Pilfer away cupcake...can't wait to see what you do with your booty.
Errrr...ah whatever..either way.

mike said...

I waited until today to comment because I'm sure today will be better...not necessarily for you...but for someone anyway.

Leesa said...

monica: thanks, sweetie. It was not as good as I thought it was going to be.

mike: better for me, mikey, too.

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