Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Milestones Part II

Okay, this post is going to be all about me. But if you think about it, most of my posts are all about me. So nothing has changed.

Award Nomination
First, I was nominated for some award.



At first, I thought this was because I really don't write well, and well, my blog is freakin' stupid. That would be no great surprise to me. But that is not the case. The "freakin' stupid" part of the award concerns the award categories. The category I am mentioned for is because I have no kiddos. So if you want to vote for me, either e-mail chlnature@hotmail.com and say, "Leesa is the bomb. She really sucks good dick." Sorry. Don't say that. Say, "I would like to screw Leesa." Sorry. Don't say that, either. Say, "One vote for Leesa's Stories for category number 8." But if I win, I don't get money, or even a digital certificate. Not even a little icon I can place on my site to drive traffic to her site. But that is beside the point. I am just a competitive chick!

200th Post, a day late
On another me-me-me front, this happens to be my 201st post (I wanted it to be 200, but I really don't pay close attention to these things). Okay, so 50 have been about buying my used undies. Well, a girl has to put herself through college (I say that to get hits on Google). Oooppsssieieee. I forgot, Google is ruining the western world. I meant to say Yahoo. I have also passed 50,000 page views, and I am guessing it is not because of my cogent religious arguments. Or my NAFTA blog entries. Sort of like SALT II analysis. If falls flat when it lacks bodily fluids or curse words.

Monica Has a New Blog
Okay, I have noticed that Monica has a new blog. Actually, her current entry on rules to live by makes a whole lot of sense. She still has her old blog on MSN, but I swear, she only had it there to teach me patience. Anytime I wanted to comment, it would take me like 17 times to post a reply. I usually just gave up and left. Perhaps that was on purpose. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Okay, so Monica still has not edited her template too much. She has links to Google News and "Edit Me" twice. My guess is that she is still spending loads of time fixing up her house or having unabashed sex with her hubbie. I hear the neighbors can hear their lovemaking sessions. She is a screamer. Kidding, hun, really I am. Her basement is completely soundproof. Not sure what the manacles are for.

Crappy Blog Entries
Have you ever been blogging, and you post an entry and think, "I could do so much better, but, crap, I just don't care today. I guess that's where I am today. So here I am asking for your vote (see above) and admitting that I am not really doing that good of a job right now. Er, I could never be a politician.

19 comments:

Prata said...

I haven't posted anything worth reading in months. Go figure.

Debbie said...

I get bored with myself a lot and instead of caring about what I'm writing, I write about dumb stuff. I'm in that phase now.

I love your short stories, by the way.

brooklyn babe said...

Here... Here.... bloggin is like the gym some days... you got have the energy to go that extra sweat.

Pittchick said...

You mean i actually have to send an email to vote and not just click a button???

Sheesh, well alrighty then...

~Deb said...

Your vote is in sweetie! Even when you have nothing to say----it's still something very interesting. You just can't help it. :)

Congrats on your 200th post! Please keep em' coming!

Puffin said...

I used to fret about spelling and all the crap on my blog....Now I just write...

Leesa said...

prata: what am I figuring?

fresh: thanks for the short stories compliment.

broklyn babe: I know.

dna: thanks, sweetie

~deb: thanks, sweetie! Sorry to hear about your loss.

puffin: I sweat about my spellin' and grammre

BossMack said...

I don't think this post is Crappy babygirl, you straight.

Monica said...

Leesa...I would LOVE to change my "edit me" thingys, but I can't figure out how! Cause when you click on "edit me" to just takes you to a syupid page telling me HOW to edit it, but not to the actula page to DO the editing. Apparently this Blogger thing is to teach me patience.

Mike said...

You have my vote...and my posts are always along the lines of stupidity.

Leesa said...

bossmack: thanks!

monica: you have to know a tad bit of code to change it. Let me know if you need help.

mike: yeah, I try and match your level of stupidity.

Green Eyes said...

Leesa, I hate when I sit down to post and nothing comes out, and you finally get something down, but you're just not happy with it. I feel your pain!

Thanks for leaving a comment!

Rob said...

OK, Leesa -- my vote is in! I told them about what a great lay you are, that you are an amazing cock sucker, and that I have a whole drawerful of your used panties! I think you're gonna win!!!

Oops! Someone just said you were serious about not saying all that stuff! They WERE kidding, weren't they? I mean, I wasn't lying. Well OK, I don't really KNOW those things from personal experience; but you couldn't write so eloquently about them if you weren't good at them, could you? And who wouldn't want a collection of your used panties? I'm sure it will be OK. Your mom doesn't read this blog does she? :-/

Congratulations on 200 posts to your blog... and thousands and thousands of page views! I thoroughly enjoyed the series of essays on Social Security reform -- so I'm not surprised you've enjoyed such success! Keep up the great work; I know you keep me up! Hehehehe...

Seriously, yours is one of my "must read" blogstops each day, even when I often don't comment. You are a talented, entertaining writer and I appreciate the time and effort you put into making your blog so interesting. Thanks for being here!

Leesa said...

green eyes: you are welcome, sweetie.

rob: thanks for the vote. And the used panties are in the mail. The $40 will be seen on your next Visa bill, from a company called Matrix Industries. The extra $10 is for the pungent odor you will experience. Thanks for the business, sweetie!

Rob said...

Oh, THANK YOU, Leesa! I can hardly wait for the order to arrive! I am looking forward to using them as a sleep mask! ;-)

Edge said...

Good job on post 201. No one ever celebrates that. Also, do you think I could sell my underwear to earn money. Little a has a new bike you know. If you sold a thong I might be interested. I checked out Monica's site. I like it. And no, I never think, wow, that was a crappy post. I just pull them if I think they are that bad.

~Jef

Monica said...

CODE!?
What the eff is CODE?

Man...I am so screwed.

Oh, and Thank you Jef!

Leesa said...

jef: not sure what the markup should be.

monica: HTML code. Sorry, geeky, I know, but I think blogspot/blogger has a few geeky ways to tweak each blog.

Georgiapeach said...

Glad you won Leesa! i love the button.