I joined a health club recently. Well, it is attached to a local public university (Division I-AA athletic school). I was looking at the types of people that are in the locker room, and here is how I categorize them:
1. College-aged women who we should all hate: most are blond, skinny gorgeous.
2. Middle-aged women who are fat.
3. Older-women who are skinny.
And I am not in any of these groups. So I am a misfit here. I am almost middle-aged, and I have about 10 pounds to lose. Now there are more than these types on campus, but that's the people that come to the gym. Not sure why that is so – do fatter older women die, or do they just hide inside. And I sort of feel sorry for the fatties. How are they ever going to lose all of that fat? At least they are trying. The only complaint I have is that they sweat on the equipment more than the skinny women.
You know, God does not play fair. I am 10 pounds overweight, and it is basically hanging onto me as a small pouch in my tum-tum. Why can't the extra fat be distributed to my breasts? I mean, when women lose weight, which is the first place it comes from (at least Oprah says so; she has to be an expert on the subject). Of course, I have heard, "Be careful what you wish for, it may come true." It would be horrible to go from C to double-D if 10 pounds equates to that many cup size changes.
My hubbie would probably outwardly be a little shocked, but he would burry his face in my newfound roundness if this happened.
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3. My Stories. Yeah, I have a few erotic stories here. I know, they are not all that good, but they were fun to write. Don't read them if this offends you (and they represent less than 1% of the content here). These stories have elements of truth and fantasy, some more true than others. Complain about something that is a bit more substantive if you must complain. I have lots of faults.
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hilarious expose leesa...love your view of the world around you...i viewed afew of your links to others...impressive that many are of like mind...we all need to be stirred,and this is an excellent venue to share with people we shall likely never meet....thanks and do continue to write...you give smiles!!!!!!! ken
All:
Thanks for your warm responses to my little blog. At this time, I don't want to post any more pictures of me. The pic I did post is a couple of years old (and the shades sort of hide who I am). I think if I post more pics, someone might recognise me. And being a good Catholic girl, this would be unacceptable.
First of all thanks for visiting me over at my blog. Come back anytime! I've read several of your posts and you have some great stories! I don't know if you have a great imagination or have had a very interesting life but I'll be back to read more!
ddot: Thanks. Probably started out with a great imagination, led to a colorful time (for a while), and now I am back to my "good little Catholic girl" self.
aw...that's too bad...oops..I mean well that's good...I guess...Anyway give me more stories! The Protein Shake is my personal favorite!!!
good post. Just passing through, cool blog by the way.
hahaha, you deserve being read some because of your novel way to deal with those spamavores.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to thier diets....
good morning Leesa. I see that you linked me. Thanks! Come see me today.
Hi there, thanks for dropping by my blog. I'm going to book mark you for later reading. Drop by any time.
Have a great weekend!!
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