Funny: 3 Erotic: 0

So I have been blogging for about three weeks, and I look at my responses. I am surprised by a couple of things: (1) lots of women respond, (2) I get far more responses from funny pieces than other works, and (3) people actually read this drivel.

Henry Davis Thoreau (or whatever his name was, I tend not to look things up, it takes time and no one cares enough to check anyway) wrote his first novel “On Golden Pond”, had 2,000 copies printed, and could barely sell any of them. Even when they made it to a movie staring the father-daughter Fonda’s they couldn’t move the book off the shelves. Well, Mr. Thoreau learned from his haphazard writing, re-wrote his second book about a hundred times, and then came out with Walden. It sold millions, but he got two goats, some old cheese and pickled pig’s feet (warning: get a trusted publicist or this could happen to you – dying poor, with millions of high schooler’s cursing your soul). Crap, I am off base again. What I am trying to say is that people used to really work to have their product’s read. Now it takes an Internet connection (cost: $0 thanks to public libraries, and librarians are fighting for free access to porn as we speak) and a few minutes between porn sites. Editor’s note: porn is evil, and if it wasn’t worth tens of billions to the US economy, should be eliminated.

My main reason for blogging was for others to read my erotic fiction. But I look at what people respond to, and it is not erotic at all. It is me making fun of stuff. Quasi-comedy. Not real comedy – there are lots of funny “blogists” out there. Click onto some of my links and you will see them. Giggle-fest, hope you don’t pee in your panties kind of funny.

I guess the quick notes are easier to digest. They are certainly easier to write. Sort of like a quickie. Once you get over the fact that your man basically just wants to shoot his load into his favorite sperm receptacle once in a while. Not that he doesn’t love the other stuff, but “lift the dress, fill the hole, zip up the pants” is sometimes all that is necessary. And as long as you understand that, it makes the quickies easier to understand. Same thing about these posts – just a quick note, and that’s okay. I love writing the stories – they are like marathon love-making sessions. These are the quickies of the blog post to me.

I’ll bend over if folks want that every once in a while.