Monday, April 13, 2009

Demon Candy

Leesa has a tummy ache this morning.

Normally Leesa doesn't eat much Easter candy. I don't like peeps, though at one time they were as addictive as crack (I assume crack is addictive).

Leesa is not her normal self. Leesa normally does not talk in the third person about herself, but Leesa has eaten a lot of candy over the last 18 hours.

Leesa got a large white chocolate bunny, and Leesa thought she would only eat the ears, but once she had devoured the ears, the bunny looked out of proportion. Leesa did not want the bunny to look that weird, so she devoured the head. One thing lead to another, and soon enough, Leesa was placing teeth into bunny ass and enjoying it way too much to make her feel comfortable.

Leesa is not going to come to work today, not because she spent all weekend in prayer (Catholics have Church 4 days in a row) but because she ate bunny ass.

[No cute bunny ass picture today. I typed bunny ass into the computer and either got Hef wanna-bes bent over or real rabbit butts. Nothing I could use on my site.]

14 comments:

Grant said...

My site is full of hot bunny pics.

Tim said...

My teeth hurt today and my dentist loves it.. Jelly beans, and not those spice ones, but handfuls of jelly beans. I love them. I even had them in the car between our daily trips to church over the holiday.

Deb said...

Deb read this post and thought, wow someone else doesn't feel well too! Deb ate way too much lamb and now has a rack of it sitting in her stomach like a bunch of bricks.

Deb hopes you feel much better this morning!
Deb says hi by the way!

LarryLilly said...

Larry has no empathy whatsoever for Leesa. I recently (March 23) had gastric bypass surgery and to date have lost 45 pounds.

Like Deb, I had lamb for Easter dinner, but mine was a small 2 oz jar of baby food lamb. My future meals will be a bit larger, 6 ounces after a couple more weeks, by then i can have the small center of the lamb rack of a SINGLE rib LOL.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

I hope Leesa feels better. Just remember some bunny is thinking of you!

Knot said...

That reminds me I need to go to Walgreen's and stock up on half priced candy.

Hope you feel better.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

Oh yeah I need your email address.

Leesa said...

Grant: How can we not think of the Grantichrist and hot bunnies at the same time?

Tim: I love Jellybeans! Regular jellybeans.

Deb: I laughed myself silly with your comment. Classic!

Larry: Congrats on the weight loss. Keep it up; I know diet can be tricky with this surgery (a friend of a friend died afterwards because of non-adherance to the diet).

SSC: Thanks, bunny!

Knot: I forgot about 1/2 price candy!

Ian Lidster said...

Po' baby. But sometimes the sin is just worth it. I find that to be true with Easter chocolate -- and some other things.

Gary Baker said...

You realize of course that all of this could have been avoided if you had only paid attention to the Veggie Tales story about Rack, Shak, and Bennie...

brown eyed girl said...

I have two milk chocolate bunnies if you find yourself craving some more! I usually find myself in that kind of conundrum. Right now there's one Reeses peanut butter egg in the kitchen and I hate having odd numbers so I may have to eat it soon. But there's also 4 brownies, so I have to eat 2 of those. I hate odd numbers but don't have OCD lol!

Leesa said...

Ian: I am discovering that my "all chocolate is good chocolate" philosophy is inconsistant with reality.

Gary: Oh, we did not cover Veggie Tales in Church this week.

Brown eyed girl: I actually prefer odd numbered goodies. And flower arrangements, though I can live with 12 flowers.

Malach the Merciless said...

Can you smell what the Leesa is cooking?

Meg said...

I can completely relate on two levels...I firmly believe that chocolate is a food group and i am obsessive compulsive when it comes to eating bunnies...I too must eat it proportionately or just devour it. I usually just devour it!