Leesa has a tummy ache this morning.
Normally Leesa doesn't eat much Easter candy. I don't like peeps, though at one time they were as addictive as crack (I assume crack is addictive).
Leesa is not her normal self. Leesa normally does not talk in the third person about herself, but Leesa has eaten a lot of candy over the last 18 hours.
Leesa got a large white chocolate bunny, and Leesa thought she would only eat the ears, but once she had devoured the ears, the bunny looked out of proportion. Leesa did not want the bunny to look that weird, so she devoured the head. One thing lead to another, and soon enough, Leesa was placing teeth into bunny ass and enjoying it way too much to make her feel comfortable.
Leesa is not going to come to work today, not because she spent all weekend in prayer (Catholics have Church 4 days in a row) but because she ate bunny ass.
[No cute bunny ass picture today. I typed bunny ass into the computer and either got Hef wanna-bes bent over or real rabbit butts. Nothing I could use on my site.]
About Leesa
LeesaI started blogging to improve my writing; I really did. Painters don't start with masterpieces – they start on scraps of paper, and even when planning a great work, they do many other drawings in preparation. I think writing is the same. You just don't start and finish a novel by merrily typing into the computer; you experiment. Blogging is sort of like a writer's doodling. So this is my scratch pad of sorts. This is less than scraps of paper actually, just 1s and 0s on your computer screen.
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Notes on this Blog
Some random notes about this blog:
1. Schedule. I started writing this blog in 1995, and over the past few years, I have tried to write every workday. Then in the summer of 2008, I quit writing for a month or so. Now I try writing three times per week. The quality waxes and wanes. Sorry about that.
2. Leesa's Mailbag. I am trying a new weekly/monthly/semi-annual blog entry called "Leesa's Mailbag". Over the last few years, people have emailed me with questions, and I have answered them on an individual basis. Now, I think I will answer them on a blog entry. Perhaps Friday. Not sure I will get enough questions to do this often, but I will try to answer questions. Sort of an Ann Landers with attitude. Just write to the email address below.
3. My Stories. Yeah, I have a few erotic stories here. I know, they are not all that good, but they were fun to write. Don't read them if this offends you (and they represent less than 1% of the content here). These stories have elements of truth and fantasy, some more true than others. Complain about something that is a bit more substantive if you must complain. I have lots of faults.
4. Layout. My layout is clean and simple. You can tell me it is boring, and you would be right. I just don't want pink flowers and weird colors to get in the way of my words. I have customized my drop-down menus under "Quick Links" and "Blog Roll" so I had to use a little HTML.
Finally, there are loads of better bloggers here. If you like what you read, thanks. If you don't, thanks for dropping by (and I mean this). A few people who comment on my work add immensely to the experience.
1. Schedule. I started writing this blog in 1995, and over the past few years, I have tried to write every workday. Then in the summer of 2008, I quit writing for a month or so. Now I try writing three times per week. The quality waxes and wanes. Sorry about that.
2. Leesa's Mailbag. I am trying a new weekly/monthly/semi-annual blog entry called "Leesa's Mailbag". Over the last few years, people have emailed me with questions, and I have answered them on an individual basis. Now, I think I will answer them on a blog entry. Perhaps Friday. Not sure I will get enough questions to do this often, but I will try to answer questions. Sort of an Ann Landers with attitude. Just write to the email address below.
3. My Stories. Yeah, I have a few erotic stories here. I know, they are not all that good, but they were fun to write. Don't read them if this offends you (and they represent less than 1% of the content here). These stories have elements of truth and fantasy, some more true than others. Complain about something that is a bit more substantive if you must complain. I have lots of faults.4. Layout. My layout is clean and simple. You can tell me it is boring, and you would be right. I just don't want pink flowers and weird colors to get in the way of my words. I have customized my drop-down menus under "Quick Links" and "Blog Roll" so I had to use a little HTML.
Finally, there are loads of better bloggers here. If you like what you read, thanks. If you don't, thanks for dropping by (and I mean this). A few people who comment on my work add immensely to the experience.
Counter and Links
So I can keep track of the wonderful people who link to my humble site:
This site has been viewed about this many times (see below). If you divide this number by π (pi), you get the number of times I have entertained people.
This site has been viewed about this many times (see below). If you divide this number by π (pi), you get the number of times I have entertained people.
14 comments:
My site is full of hot bunny pics.
My teeth hurt today and my dentist loves it.. Jelly beans, and not those spice ones, but handfuls of jelly beans. I love them. I even had them in the car between our daily trips to church over the holiday.
Deb read this post and thought, wow someone else doesn't feel well too! Deb ate way too much lamb and now has a rack of it sitting in her stomach like a bunch of bricks.
Deb hopes you feel much better this morning!
Deb says hi by the way!
Larry has no empathy whatsoever for Leesa. I recently (March 23) had gastric bypass surgery and to date have lost 45 pounds.
Like Deb, I had lamb for Easter dinner, but mine was a small 2 oz jar of baby food lamb. My future meals will be a bit larger, 6 ounces after a couple more weeks, by then i can have the small center of the lamb rack of a SINGLE rib LOL.
I hope Leesa feels better. Just remember some bunny is thinking of you!
That reminds me I need to go to Walgreen's and stock up on half priced candy.
Hope you feel better.
Oh yeah I need your email address.
Grant: How can we not think of the Grantichrist and hot bunnies at the same time?
Tim: I love Jellybeans! Regular jellybeans.
Deb: I laughed myself silly with your comment. Classic!
Larry: Congrats on the weight loss. Keep it up; I know diet can be tricky with this surgery (a friend of a friend died afterwards because of non-adherance to the diet).
SSC: Thanks, bunny!
Knot: I forgot about 1/2 price candy!
Po' baby. But sometimes the sin is just worth it. I find that to be true with Easter chocolate -- and some other things.
You realize of course that all of this could have been avoided if you had only paid attention to the Veggie Tales story about Rack, Shak, and Bennie...
I have two milk chocolate bunnies if you find yourself craving some more! I usually find myself in that kind of conundrum. Right now there's one Reeses peanut butter egg in the kitchen and I hate having odd numbers so I may have to eat it soon. But there's also 4 brownies, so I have to eat 2 of those. I hate odd numbers but don't have OCD lol!
Ian: I am discovering that my "all chocolate is good chocolate" philosophy is inconsistant with reality.
Gary: Oh, we did not cover Veggie Tales in Church this week.
Brown eyed girl: I actually prefer odd numbered goodies. And flower arrangements, though I can live with 12 flowers.
Can you smell what the Leesa is cooking?
I can completely relate on two levels...I firmly believe that chocolate is a food group and i am obsessive compulsive when it comes to eating bunnies...I too must eat it proportionately or just devour it. I usually just devour it!
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