Wednesday, December 13, 2006

VLOGs, Christians and Penis Size

I was watching a VLOG today, and it sort of lead me to a string of events. Let me explain.

1. I saw a certain VLOG that had an "8 year old actress" talking about Bill O'Riley. It was published by the Bastard Fairies. It was sort of funny, but I don't really like seeing young girls cursing. Something unnerving about it.

2. That lead me to watching Bill O'Riley's response to the video.

3. Which lead me to see another video response.

4. Which lead me to another video response by patriotboy.

These were the events and it cost my employer about an hour. Thanks Bastard Fairies. I have work to do. But patriot boy did a really good parody, showing that others "use children as tools" to promote their ideas. Anyway, the thoughts sort of stand on their own.

But I read patriot boy's last blog entry, in which he quotes James Rutz of MegaShift Ministries as saying, "[s]oy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."

When I was dating, I looked at the beverage he was drinking, and while I did not have a large enough sample to conclude that soy drinking leads to smaller packages, I did draw conclusions about light bear, wine coolers and "virgin" Shirley Temples tended to be associated with a decrease in penis size.

My findings, however, were not scientifically based, though. You see, unlike some would believe, the men that I saw (and saw, if you know what I mean), were not truly random. Okay, at times it seemed like they were, but I was not using a random function, as age seemed to be in the 19 to 24 cluster.

Also, I don't know if I did not know many men who drank soy because, at the time, it was more expensive, or because these men (as Mr. Rutz would say) were gay, and thus not included in my sampling. Perhaps a better study would be to see if penis size decreases with income level. Also, you know, I did data at least one man who turned out to be gay (sort of kills ones psyche).

Well, I have wasted enough time this morning. Now I have to go drink some soy. I have heard that drinking soy also increases breast size. What the hell do I have to loose?


Tony said...

We'll have to do a photo study on your soy consumption. I'm looking forward to your daily charting's of your progress. ;)

I'm not a soy man, myself. I prefer dark beer to light and I hate children cussing (but enjoy hearing an older lady moan a few passion filled expletives).

~Deb said...

( o ) ( o ) and 8=> ???

Hmm. I say keep drinking the soy and do your own vlog!

Anonymous said...

On a similar vien.

I heard a female comic tell this joke...
"The average male has a 5-1/2 inch willy, the average female has a 9 inch hanger, with the number of adult women between 15 and 65 having sex in this country at almost 94 million, the way i see it is that we have over 5000 miles of unsatisfied ps"y"

BAN SOY, its a "woman" thang!



QUASAR9 said...

Well Leesa,
I don't drink soy milk

Though I have tasted orange flavoured soy drink, and chilled it is simply delish in summer

But now you got me thinking twice

QUASAR9 said...

PS - Leesa
"Where is the one place Man comes out of, and spends the rest of his life trying to get back into/"

I know you are happily married
And you have limited experience
but, does size matter? I mean do you ever feel like you want more sausage meat? - after all if a baby's head can fit, is anything less just not enough

Anonymous said...

Soy products are made, oddly enough, from soybeans. Soybeans contain isoflavones called genistein and daidzein. Isoflavones (isoflavonoids) are one of two primary groups of phytoestrogens, plant-based estrogen-mimicking organic chemicals with antioxidant [free radical scavengers] properties.

Which raises a conundrum. Antioxidants can help you live longer, but estrogen in men decreases sex drive and shrinks sex organs.

Live fast, die young and satisfy more pussy. Oh well.

QUASAR9 said...

l'amourex de kt - lol!

Leesa on a no less serious(?) note
from Science Daily:
Natural, Soy-based Substance Might Help Fight Multiple Sclerosis, Neuroscientists Find

Advizor said...

Strangely enough, I used to play in a band called the isoflavonoids and we all had really big penises, so you can never tell.

As for soy, anything soy based, anything approved by Oprah Winfry, or anything for sale on ANY TV shopping network decreases penis size and should be avoided at all costs.

However, it is nice to know that the average is 5 1/2 inches. I must be from Lake Woebegone....

Anonymous said...

I just read on a crossdressing forum a similar post about soy. The author had a lot to say (mostly negative) and had no references to back it up. Another reader asked if he could provide references, and the author just said to go searching on the 'net. Smells like spam to me.

Aveeno and Jergens make a lotion and shaving cream with soy extract that they claim will hinder the growth of hair due to the extrogen-like compounds in it.

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