Friday, May 02, 2008

Random #21: Not So Random

Playboy on YouTube
Someone sent me a link to a YouTube video; apparently Playboy is using YouTube to help pick the playmate for their 55th anniversary. Here is the sad thing: the video has been up for a month and there are only a tad less than ten thousand views. Ten people have rated the video, and there was one comment when I saw it on Thursday. I have a feeling that Playboy is a bit past its prime.

The playboy channel on YouTube is getting lots of views. I mean, they talk about Theesomes, the Olive Garden, and . . . well, I sort of got bored. Sorry, Grant, I did not find any Asian women.

Masturbation Month
I got an eCard saying that the month of May is masturbation month. Should that be capitalized? I don't know. There was a link to Tara something-or-other (definitely not work safe), and instead of just the site, it was lined to an MP3 file. I actually clicked on the link, not knowing what it was, and a co-worker overheard, "I am going to sit here and play with myself, and . . ." before I killed Windows Media Player.

At the Gym
A friend emailed the following to me earlier this week: "As I was pulling into the gym parking lot at lunch, I noticed someone waiting from a parking space right out front, next to the disabled parking spaces. I often wonder why people try to get the closest space when going to the gym – I just find the first space I can pull through and park. The extra twenty steps don’t seem to be a big deal. Can’t people pretend their workout starts in the parking lot?"

Okay, I edited it a bit. But I think it is funny.

Leaving Early Today
I may leave work a bit early today, and I can't really think of too many other things to write about. Have a good weekend.


グラント said...

At my gym, most of the parking is in the rear. I have actually seen people wait in their cars for someone in front to leave rather than walk around the building.

Also, fyi, I have been practicing the last 11 months for Masturbation Month, which also includes my birthday. I feel up to the challenge.

Leesa said...

grant: Go, Grant, Go!

Anonymous said...

Is there a contest for MM? Do you win a prize? Is it based on the number of orgasms? Women would hands down, sorry for the pun, win. Are there rules? Is there a minimum age? Why do I have so many questions about this? I often wonder at what age people started to masturbate and how they figured it out.


Leesa said...

edge: didn't you learn at summer camp like the rest of us?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Damn. Now I wish I would've went to summer camp! ;)

My speakers don't work half the time...but I still keep them turned all the way down, just in case a site I click on isn't work friendly.

Advizor said...

When did we all start?

Wasn't it right about the time we found our sister's copy of "Desert Hearts"? (it's a movie - rent it, and enjoy MM).

Or maybe is started when you found that ratty old copy of Playboy under the bridge by your house?

Or maybe it was when Donna W. yawned, stretched, and pulled off her sweatshirt during band practice and accidentally let you see her bra?

Or maybe it was after reading "Logan's Run" and asking your mom what the word "orgasm" meant, and decided that it sounded like fun.

Hmm.... When did we start? It's been too long to remember. But I'm in the mood to start again right now.......

The real question is - When did we realize that our mom's knew what we were doing the whole time? I mean, really, what 12 year old kid wants to take a 20 minute shower, and hey, where did all the hair conditioner go?

~Deb said...

OMG, I got a fit of the giggles reading, "I'm gonna play with myself now", blaring from your monitor in the office! haha!!!!!!!!!

You know, the same exact thing happens at my gym, people waiting for parking spots right next to the fricken door. Then they do a 2 hour crazy cardio routine inside. Crazy, right?

This post was great!

Clyde said...

What, you are only allowed to masturbate in one month---god, I've got this wrong---ah well, at least it is this month

Leesa said...

stacy: I never went to summer camp, but I imagined that's one of the skills learned.

advisor: I never heard of "Desert Hearts" before. It's so low budget that the summary on IMDb is written by someone who saw it: "It is 1950s Nevada, and Professor Vivian Bell arrives to get a divorce. She's unsatisfied with her marriage, and feels out of place at the ranch she stays on, she finds herself increasingly drawn to Cay Rivers, an open and self-assured lesbian, and the ranchowner's daughter. The emotions released by their developing intimacy, and Vivian's insecurities about her feelings towards Cay, are played out against a backdrop of rocky landscapes and country and western songs."

~deb: I love the phrase: "fits of giggles".

billy: you must have me confused with someone else.

clyde: go against the flow. Don't masturbate this month.

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Clyde said...

Too late----ah well, I'll go to confession---hang on, I'm not Catholic----oh well, I guess I'll wait til next May

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clyde: sounds good.