Several months ago, there were pictures of Britney Spears's love muffin all over the web. Then there were pictures of Paris Hilton's love muffin as well. And Lindsay Lohan's. Now I don't know if paparazzi intentionally go for the crotch shot, but they definitely get some shots when taking pictures of these women.
And then there is Ashley Tisdale 1 who says she's nothing like them - she always wears panties.
She did an interview for Blender magazine recently, and she is quoted as saying: "I don't know why they do that. Maybe they didn't do their laundry. I’m definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time."
I absolutely love her answer.
I don't know if you do it, but when I read an interview, I think of something that would have been better to say than what was said. Okay, my weird word play has disadvantages. I never read that Tom Cruise was into scientology because he liked controlling his wife - that was just something in my head that I heard.
But when I read the bit in Blender – someone emailed me the link – I don't read magazines named after kitchen utensils, I would have answered differently.
Blender Magazine asks some question about my opinion of why some celebs don't wear panties.
Ashley Tisdale (in Leesa's head): "I don't know why they do that. Maybe they have recurrent yeast infections."
Blender Magazine (in Leesa's head): "Are you saying that Britney, Paris and Lindsay have yeast infections?"
Ashley Tisdale (in Leesa's head): "I didn't say that. I was just giving a hypothesis as to why they seem to be pantyless. I had a friend in middle school who did not wear panties because a doctor told her not to. Something to do with infections."
Blender Magazine (in Leesa's head): "So what are you saying about Britney, Paris and Lindsay's love muffins?"
Ashley Tisdale (in Leesa's head): "I am sorry. I have no knowledge of their love muffins. Well, maybe not Lindsay's."
Blender Magazine (in Leesa's head): "So you are familiar with Lindsay's love muffin?"
Ashley Tisdale (in Leesa's head): "I didn't say that either. I meant I saw it in one of the celeb gossip pages."
Before the interview was over, I would have had to reach over and destroy the interviewer's notes and tape recorder. I then would have been arrested for assault, but would have taken a dynamite mug shot. Afterwards, I would have gone on a drinking binge, got in a taxi, then upon getting out of the taxi, a paparazzo takes a picture of my love muffin.
1Okay, she is one of the stars of "High School Musical". I don't get cable, but I did see the original, made for Disney TV movie.
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