Friday, June 13, 2008

At the Gym

I go to the gym nearly every day; I am not a gym rat, but I like to observe while working out. Anyway, I go to the gym at certain times a day, and because of this, I run into the same thing every day. Here are a few people at my gym:

Ponytail
I call one of the young women "ponytail." I don't know her name – I don't know many people's names there – but I have in-my-head nicknames for the regulars. As you have probably guessed, she has a ponytail. Her blonde hair goes nearly half-way down her back, and she normally does ellipticals several machines from me. She almost always wears a white top, but her shorts change from time-to-time. Her top are sheer, probably Under Armour. She always does the same 30 or so minutes, then heads to the weights. I don't do weights, so I don't know what she does there. All I really know about Ponytail is that she has nice skin.

Small Package
There is a guy who has the largest chest I have ever seen. A freakin' barrel chest. He must do weights. He has to do weights, but I see him on the treadmills and ellipticals. I call him mentally "small package" because he is the body type that I associate with 'roids. I mean, I am not sure he dates ugly country music singers, but he is definitely a guy to ogle over. I don't hunger for him, but I like looking.

Nice Ass
One of the ladies on the ellipticals is Asian, and she has the nicest ass I have seen in quite some time. I look at women's asses, partly because I compare myself to them. This woman is probably 50-years-old, and she has a great ass. It sort of makes me a little bit envious. A 50-year-old should not have such an ass. She always wears dark work-out clothes, and she I think she works out often. I almost always start and stop my ellipticals before she finishes. Always. Must be why she has a great ass.

Bony
One guy who I see often I mentally call bony. He is old, how old I really don't know. I want to think he is in his 80s, but maybe he is older. He is only slightly taller than me, and if he weighs 100 pounds, I would be surprised. His head is a little bit larger than normal, or maybe because he is so skinny, his head appears larger. His shirt is normally full of sweat, but he seems like a cute old guy. He is single, but not my type.

Gidget
I don't like calling her Gidget, but I could not think of a better name for her. She is probably 30, and she has all sorts of friends. And they talk to one another on elliptical equipment, and I hear words over my iPod. Gawd, I am old. I thought "Walkman" when I meant iPod. Anyway, the conversations are juicy. I know if I had Gidget for a friend, I would not tell her a damn thing. I mean, when I get bored and she is within earshot, I listen. Sometimes it is about who is screwing whom in their neighborhood, or complications from pregnancy for other people, or that Jimmy's testicle finally dropped (okay, I don't know what this means, but I nearly choked when I heard that).

There are lots of characters at the gym. Not just sweaty people trying to drop a few pounds.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

When you are born male, you are not born with your testies hanging, they are tucked away inside and decide to drop around 2~4 yrs old... :)

Nice Ass and Gidget for the WIN!!!

Cheers!

Pyth0s

Tim said...

Great Friday post. Maybe you should take Deb's place and keep us up to date on gym activities. I think we all do the same thing. I go at the same time everyday... very early and the same regulars are there.

One thing I do avoid looking at while at the gym is a mirror!

just wondering.... If you have these great ass pants, do you also have great ass gym shorts??

~Deb said...

I use the stairmaster next to Perky.

You can imagine her physique.

Eye-yi-yi!!!

GW Mush said...

Hi Leesa,

I do the exact same thing at the gym.
Now that I think about it, Im a bit worried about what kind of thoughts & labels the people at the gym have of me, hehe

I would freeze my membership for the summer and run outside but I just love looking at the women at the gym too much while Im there working out.

Leesa said...

Pyth0s: oh, I had no idea.

tim: I never wear jeans when working out. Shorts and a top.

~deb: I avoid perky myself.
I would rather work next to hippo.

gw: I like the gym when it is less crowded actually.

LarryLilly said...

I have had two back surgeries, and I still cant walk for very long, so I go to the gym and swim. I would be described by you as the round old middle aged guy with a pirates beard.

I swim laps, and in water, I am faster than my appearance would make you beleive. Some times younger kids, early 20 types will get in and swim. I will plod along, since i am swimming many laps, and steady is the way to keep it up. But at times, when the conditions are right, like we both reach the wall at the same time and are turning back, I will kick it up a notch or two and wizz past them. Then i smirk, and slow down to my normal pace.

I am not as good as I used to be, but once, I am as good as ever! Swimming and well, having had my prostate ripped out, its about all I can say about that LOL.

Leesa said...

We have some pretty fast swimmers at our pool. I think some school may use it for their swim club. Me, I don't care if I pass anyone or not. When I swim, I think contemplatively.

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