Monday, October 12, 2009

Paranoid about Comments

I have been absent from blogging for a while. I have also been absent from my Google mail account, where blog comments find themselves. And while cleaning out that inbox, I found a lot of chatter regarding one of my older posts, entitled Temptation. And when I see someone comment months afterwards, I normally think they Googled something and landed on my page, because even if you have 1,000 pages of crappy posts, Google sometimes sends people your way. Of course, I thought these posts would discuss my incite, but they didn't.

The posts, and there were a bunch of them, were in Japanese. I placed a few of the posts through a Japanese to English translator, and none of the comments had anything to do with the original blog post.

My immediate reaction, of course, is that some branch of the Taliban is using my blog in order to communicate back and forth. You see, they are crafty bastards. And none of them speaks Japanese, probably, so American intelligence would easily dismiss Japanese comments on a second-rate blog. Freakin' brilliant, those bastards.

I imagine that those bastards are using some translation software, then they have code books or whatever, and some comment about seeing a girl walking out of a restaurant is really code for strapping explosives to your body and entering the (insert country here) embassy.

Okay this is totally ridiculous, but it sort of makes me think it is a great idea for a screenplay. Not one I would ever write, but a screenplay nonetheless.

If I fail to post tomorrow, I am in Guantanamo Bay.

14 comments:

Grant said...

If anyone should be getting Japanese comments, it should be me. Instead, I just installed a hit counter and found that the majority of my blog traffic comes because I once posted a picture of Catherine Bell.

Sheen V said...

You need to read John Twelve-Hawks' "The Traveler".

Under the Influence said...

Those Japanese and Chinese comments have been going around. I think they are up to something...

Malach the Merciless said...

You terrorist! Expect Homeland Security at your door any minute

Leesa said...

Grant: I had to look up Catherine Bell. Looks like she has been in two "military" shows that I have not heard of. And she did not look at all like a J-Bunny.

Sheen: I am troubled just by the guy's website. Looks like he is into big brother stuff.

Under: I am fairly sure they are either some plot as I have described or a way for Japanese to use the Internet. Er, wait, Japan is not a comunist dictatorship that squelches free speech. They are a democracy that has screwed up their finances.

Malach: Since you have posted a comment, I list you as a co-conspiritor. Do you hear a knock on the door?

Knot said...

I hardly think you are a terrorist or speak Japanese. Part of me thinks the govt. knows a lot and at other times I wonder if they know what's going on in their own buildings.

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