tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post113925997843082805..comments2024-02-26T11:07:08.028-05:00Comments on Leesa's Stories: Shopping Carts and Anal SexLeesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139750592845782802006-02-12T08:23:00.000-05:002006-02-12T08:23:00.000-05:00Leesa -- I can just see your entry title showing u...Leesa -- I can just see your entry title showing up on google. When I first saw it, I thought, how in hell can she put those two things together!! Anyhow. I need to go wash my hands after I come home from the store...mfophotoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15229417718013779882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139516886210137122006-02-09T15:28:00.000-05:002006-02-09T15:28:00.000-05:00Girl you know I was untop of the germs on the shop...Girl you know I was untop of the germs on the shopping carts from the begining..lol. I am so finnicky. Good post. Have you ever tried anal sex in a shopping cart?..lol. Me neither.MZPEACHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05829920267865962347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139416195544780142006-02-08T11:29:00.000-05:002006-02-08T11:29:00.000-05:00is it possibly to catch OCD? I think you're conta...is it possibly to catch OCD? I think you're contagious......<BR/>shudderMOABhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01615718068438571545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139402992025480062006-02-08T07:49:00.000-05:002006-02-08T07:49:00.000-05:00sass: I keep hand sanitizer in my purse, but now I...sass: I keep hand sanitizer in my purse, but now I am thinking of getting some kind of wipe.<BR/><BR/>jef: I know. Just kidding, dear.<BR/><BR/>kyuball: germs on money. Crap, another fobia for me.<BR/><BR/>kathi: you know what rats say; "the live in grocery stores because that's where the groceries are!"<BR/><BR/>rob: okay, talking is nice.<BR/><BR/>goddess: do you know for most households kitchen sinks are less sanitary than bathroom toilets.Leesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139375642664701382006-02-08T00:14:00.000-05:002006-02-08T00:14:00.000-05:00We always use the the santi wipes offered at the d...We always use the the santi wipes offered at the door with the carts. However, since I had a large rat run across my foot in Krogers last year, I'm just very careful of what I buy from anywhere. I <B><I>really</B></I> don't like grocery stores.kathihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998865477080265039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139353385201402052006-02-07T18:03:00.000-05:002006-02-07T18:03:00.000-05:00Oh Christ. I just got over the the whole germs on...Oh Christ. I just got over the the whole germs on money thing...now I've got to think about ass juice on shopping carts.<BR/><BR/>Never...sleeping...again.KyuBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06341858902841912764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139349984927982942006-02-07T17:06:00.000-05:002006-02-07T17:06:00.000-05:00I so hear you on this one. I am in sales and have...I so hear you on this one. I am in sales and have to shake so many hands I keep baby wipes in my purse.<BR/><BR/>The grocery stores here have a stand that has wips in it for this purpose.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05091466182773982517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139347799854839162006-02-07T16:29:00.000-05:002006-02-07T16:29:00.000-05:00jef: so you want some guy to have anal sex with yo...jef: so you want some guy to have anal sex with you? Or some woman with a strap on? Just checking.<BR/><BR/>mallory: do wet ones have anti-bacterial agents?<BR/><BR/>mike: you know, that had never occured to me.<BR/><BR/>grant: loved your story on your blog. You are so funny!<BR/><BR/>joe: from now on, I am just not going to go shopping.<BR/><BR/>byron: thanks for the vote.<BR/><BR/>~deb: I saw a parent changing a baby on a table in the food court, thank you very much. Is that taco salad on the table, eeeeeeuuuuuuu. I am anti-anal.<BR/><BR/>prata: not in favor of a reg, but I would frequent a place that did something about this.<BR/><BR/>amber: sorry, sweet pea!<BR/><BR/>shannon: Just avoid the butcher, sweetie.<BR/><BR/>g: an "up the butt" girl; never heard of that. That certainly paints a pic, though.<BR/><BR/>bruce: sorry, sweetie.<BR/><BR/>dexter: you are welcome.<BR/><BR/>~deb: thanks for the link.<BR/><BR/>bill: totally gross.<BR/><BR/>muse: sorry, sweets.<BR/><BR/>rob: sorry rob, anal sex is gross.Leesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139338800036983772006-02-07T14:00:00.000-05:002006-02-07T14:00:00.000-05:00DAMN Leesa, EWWWWWWWW!!!!!DAMN Leesa, EWWWWWWWW!!!!!Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00916482440421622253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139333611581207082006-02-07T12:33:00.000-05:002006-02-07T12:33:00.000-05:00Ignorance is sick - I'd rather know.I worked for a...Ignorance is sick - I'd rather know.<BR/><BR/>I worked for an advertising agency in tampa for six years and after then first few months I learned that the president of the small company NEVER washed his hands after a visit to the bathroom. Every time we were in the can at the same time, he'd walk right out - not even a simple water rinse.<BR/><BR/>Jim Epstein, you sick freak you.<BR/><BR/>I probably went through a couple hundred bottle of hand sanitizer while I was there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139333239057009442006-02-07T12:27:00.000-05:002006-02-07T12:27:00.000-05:00Not for nuttin' and I know this has nothing to do ...Not for nuttin' and I know this has nothing to do with nuttin'--but it's fer sumptin'.... <BR/><BR/>LEESA---you have to read this blog.<BR/><BR/>http://myjokesandfunnystories.blogspot.com/?referrer=http://the-russ.blogspot.com/<BR/><BR/>Hysterical! OMG...read the post for today! I was hysterically laughing and thought you would appreciate this one!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986475569600734742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139331251812318542006-02-07T11:54:00.000-05:002006-02-07T11:54:00.000-05:00Great...I have to go grocery shopping today. I gue...Great...I have to go grocery shopping today. I guess I'll just have to carry everything in my arms, or wear a pair of exam gloves...UnHoly Diverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17187969959701732817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139330946211418232006-02-07T11:49:00.000-05:002006-02-07T11:49:00.000-05:00All I can think of is the episode of Sex and the C...All I can think of is the episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte "doesn't want to be the 'up the butt girl'." LOL<BR/><BR/>My store just installed a big bucket o'Clorox wipes next to the cart area and the entrance. I have Purell in my purse, but I always forget to use it. I actually use it more when *I* am sick and don't want to infect everyone around me!Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04591947349596674026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139328181394880932006-02-07T11:03:00.000-05:002006-02-07T11:03:00.000-05:00I've seen that article before and am no less gross...I've seen that article before and am no less grossed out the second time around. I feel slightly nauseous now. Gah.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07108572875801619373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139326286754826772006-02-07T10:31:00.000-05:002006-02-07T10:31:00.000-05:00In my neck of the woods, stores provide clorox wip...In my neck of the woods, stores provide clorox wipes where you pick carts up. To avoid just this sort of thing. I've noticed all stores with shopping carts do this; well I take that back, everywhere I have shopped they do. Which involves 3 big chains. So I'm thinking maybe there is a regulation? Perhaps not.Pratahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04114220019018827843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139325972511772892006-02-07T10:26:00.000-05:002006-02-07T10:26:00.000-05:00I think you and I are on the same wavelength today...I think you and I are on the same wavelength today! OMG---this is bizarre… Now---with the shopping carts---remember that some parents will change their kids in the bathroom where that big baby station is. Which leaves the question of---“Did they wash their hands completely before the baby was placed back in the cart?” It’s so true that the cart’s handle is filthy! I wear gloves. No lie. I don’t feel bad about it when it’s fall and winter, but come spring and summer, it looks quite strange. <BR/><BR/>I think we may be related. I never participated in anal sex, so this is a foreign concept to me. I hear ya on the ‘exit only’ part. Plus---who wants to rip out a few sphincters? I think we have three up there---and if one or two go---you can literally lose all control of bowel movements. Interesting little fact there, right? <BR/><BR/>TMI, huh? Okay, I’ll stop here. Great post!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986475569600734742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139324675500337102006-02-07T10:04:00.000-05:002006-02-07T10:04:00.000-05:00With you on the anal sex too...probably OCD guy 2With you on the anal sex too...probably OCD guy 2Byronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05649452795419962662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139323862032919922006-02-07T09:51:00.000-05:002006-02-07T09:51:00.000-05:00Either that or they could just build shopping cart...Either that or they could just build shopping carts with Clorox pull-out wipes built into the handles. <BR/><BR/>Or maybe they can just build the handles from Clorox wipes! I think I'm on to something here..Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07224897497456150769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139322109351663802006-02-07T09:21:00.000-05:002006-02-07T09:21:00.000-05:00If ignorance is bliss, why did you have to share t...If ignorance is bliss, why did you have to share this with all of us? Coulnd't you have just regaled us with tales of anal sex?<BR/><BR/>I had OCD once (I was more of a checker than a cleaner, and I had to do everything in patterns like Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets), but over time I managed to force myself to drop it. Likewise, I refuse to let this bit of info deter me. I'm going to the grocery tonight, and I promise to lick one of the shopping carts for good measure.<BR/><BR/>If you never hear from me again, it's because I caught a terminal disease from a virulent cart and died. :pGranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139321031004307592006-02-07T09:03:00.000-05:002006-02-07T09:03:00.000-05:00Damn.....Leesa.....you just know that Deb is eithe...Damn.....Leesa.....you just know that Deb is either going to starve to death or never go grocery shopping again after she reads this....lolmiksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014935306811504401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1139320679900388562006-02-07T08:57:00.000-05:002006-02-07T08:57:00.000-05:00I am with you on the anal sex...eeeyyuuuushopping ...I am with you on the anal sex...eeeyyuuuu<BR/><BR/>shopping carts? Oh my, Wet Ones are going shopping with me from here onmalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12182913972445521943noreply@blogger.com