tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post113881365048268350..comments2024-02-26T11:07:08.028-05:00Comments on Leesa's Stories: Jobs I want: #2 Substitute GrandmotherLeesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138970805442188952006-02-03T07:46:00.000-05:002006-02-03T07:46:00.000-05:00~deb: yeah, a little tail, and you loose all track...~deb: yeah, a little tail, and you loose all track of time!Leesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138916406143134992006-02-02T16:40:00.000-05:002006-02-02T16:40:00.000-05:00I'm so bad. See what happens when I have an aftern...I'm so bad. See what happens when I have an afternoon <B>cock</B>tail?????????Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986475569600734742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138916378573827802006-02-02T16:39:00.001-05:002006-02-02T16:39:00.001-05:00mike: she is sweet to me, though.byron: not sure I...mike: she is sweet to me, though.<BR/><BR/>byron: not sure I would encourage illegal activity in a silver-haired granny.<BR/><BR/>kathi: I love little kids!<BR/><BR/>bill of brothers: good one!Leesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138916366766104912006-02-02T16:39:00.000-05:002006-02-02T16:39:00.000-05:00I need a subsitute lover for two nights out of the...I need a subsitute lover for two nights out of the week. The pay is good. Whaddya' say?????Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986475569600734742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138914228045641462006-02-02T16:03:00.000-05:002006-02-02T16:03:00.000-05:00Wanted: Forgetful Grandma - So when she asks for p...Wanted: Forgetful Grandma - So when she asks for payment I could tell her I already paid her for the month... And then ask her for a loan, which of course she'll forget about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138913355894011212006-02-02T15:49:00.000-05:002006-02-02T15:49:00.000-05:00I just realized why I hadn't thought of it, cause ...I just realized why I hadn't thought of it, cause I don't like little kids. LOL.kathihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998865477080265039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138912864359119202006-02-02T15:41:00.000-05:002006-02-02T15:41:00.000-05:00Would love a drunk grandma or a stoned grandma rol...Would love a drunk grandma or a stoned grandma rolling joints for the familyByronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05649452795419962662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138902625423716882006-02-02T12:50:00.000-05:002006-02-02T12:50:00.000-05:00She is a scarey person 'aint' she....lolBut since ...She is a scarey person 'aint' she....lol<BR/><BR/>But since she's 'ouuta the office today' I'm much braver.miksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014935306811504401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138901985354144492006-02-02T12:39:00.000-05:002006-02-02T12:39:00.000-05:00mike: you don't have to fear me. I would fear ~deb...mike: you don't have to fear me. I would fear ~deb, though.<BR/><BR/>joe: You wrote "Grandma's and orgasms in the same post?" How do you think they become grandmothers? Have to be mothers first.<BR/><BR/>kathi: thanks, sweetie.<BR/><BR/>bruce: I was thinking of franchizing a whole line of relatives.<BR/><BR/>goddess: Sure, that is the target audience. And for a little extra $$$$, I can tell the customers, I mean mothers and fathers, how proud I am of them in front of the grandkids.<BR/><BR/>amber: thanks, sweetie. I had about a dozen ideas yesterday, and unfortunately work got in the way of writing them down.Leesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552562808209927463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138899868777342442006-02-02T12:04:00.000-05:002006-02-02T12:04:00.000-05:00Your writer's block left with a VENGEANCE -- becau...Your writer's block left with a VENGEANCE -- because that was seriously hilarious. Loved it.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07108572875801619373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138896923226361352006-02-02T11:15:00.000-05:002006-02-02T11:15:00.000-05:00Great idea, Leesa. Maybe I can start my own "Crazy...Great idea, Leesa. Maybe I can start my own "Crazy Uncle" service...UnHoly Diverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17187969959701732817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138894409000769762006-02-02T10:33:00.000-05:002006-02-02T10:33:00.000-05:00One of the best ideas I've heard of it, why didn't...One of the best ideas I've heard of it, why didn't I come up with it??kathihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998865477080265039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138889697820464412006-02-02T09:14:00.001-05:002006-02-02T09:14:00.001-05:00Brilliant! And potentially much more lucrative th...Brilliant! And potentially much more lucrative than the replay official thing. <BR/><BR/>Erm...wait. Grandma's and orgasms in the same post? Now I have some images in my head that I'll never be able to get rid of.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07224897497456150769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16163858.post-1138889651630187112006-02-02T09:14:00.000-05:002006-02-02T09:14:00.000-05:00When was the last time I told a police officer how...When was the last time I told a police officer how to do his job?<BR/><BR/>Not sure.<BR/><BR/>But I do remember telling one "You're only guessing once the needle's buried" when he asked me 'Do you have any idea how fast you were going"?.....he wasn't amused.<BR/><BR/>Helluva idea....can I call you grammy now?.....or would that incur a charge...or perhaps wrath?miksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014935306811504401noreply@blogger.com